lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

thrandilf:

snapchats from agent maria hill

moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

radicalqueerbrownboy:

waterar:

what a polite child 

Awww