graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

thotprovoking:

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arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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baelor:

i saw this

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so i made this

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officialwhitegirls:

i think we all know who’s really responsible for the extreme weather 

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religiousmom:

lacy underwear makes me feel powerful and unstoppable

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

madeofbutts:

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell 6  6  6*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it 69  69  69*