furbychild:

talk furby to me

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mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

niknak79:

Giant lego bricks, Fun for the everyone

niknak79:

Giant lego bricks, Fun for the everyone

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

sloth-grunge:

“why do humor bloggers even care if people from school find their blog, it’s not like you have anything to hide”

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potterpaws:

This is seriously the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
I did not create this gif
pass it on

potterpaws:

This is seriously the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

I did not create this gif

pass it on

cyberfry:

mychemicalpikey:

deductionsoftheheart:

remlupins:

proseposeur:

remlupins:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

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Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

EVERY FUCKING TIME

ITS BACK

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone