eracist:

I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

saintlukas:

this is the only vine that matters

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

animals-riding-animals:

chameleon riding delighted chameleon

animals-riding-animals:

chameleon riding delighted chameleon

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

dominospizzadelivery:

dominospizzadelivery:

I’m selling a fake id, so if you identify as someone that could pass off as a 350lb 5’8 Mexican man named Paul, hmu

Also you should look 43

discoveringdaniel:

grimdarkthroes:

no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE

An anthology of short stories by college students