esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

four houses, requested by anonymous

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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devongreen:

deniablesmiles:

zombiesloverainbows:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

WHAT?! I seriously thought it hurt guys?! O.o

I get boners all the time. Blue Balls is (for some reason) and acceptable way of saying “BUT I REALLY WANTED TO CUM AND NOW I HAVEN’T AND I JUST REALLY LIKE IT WHEN MY TESTICLES HAVE ERUPTED AND I FEEL ALL WARM AND SHIT AND YOU ROBBED ME OF THAT YOU MONSTER”

Grow up, boys.

Back up real quick. Blue Balls IS a real thing, and it hurts. It doesn’t happen often, but it does happen and it isn’t pleasant. HOWEVER, don’t let a dude make you think its your fault or your responsibility to take care of it, because its something they can take care of themselves.

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”